The Prince’s Battle

Once upon a time there was a little Prince

Who lived in a castle with his sister, uncle, and bandmates Vampire Queen and Troll.

But the Evil Vampire Queen had not forgotten when the Prince first defeated her years ago

So she thought of a plan for revenge

“I will turn him into a vampire . . .

Then he will rise from his grave . . .

And feast on the living!”

So the Evil Vampire Queen sent her troll henchmen to get the Prince. He wandered up to the Prince and acted friendly.

Then he attacked!

But the Prince fought back

And gave the troll a wedgie so vicious his underwear came off.

And that was the troll taken care of.

The Prince raced to his sister to save her from the Evil Vampire Queen

And caught up with the Princess at a nearby mountainside.

“Drat! The Prince somehow got away from my henchmen!” said the Evil Vampire Queen.

"This time you're going down for good Evil Vampire Queen” said the Prince.

Suddenly the troll appeared and attacked, knocking the gun away!

The Princess jumped in to help her brother and the Evil Vampire Queen joined the fight, it was chaos!

The Prince and Princess managed to knock out the troll

Then the Prince grabbed his power rifle

But the Evil Vampire Queen had fled in her truck.

And the Prince and Princess chained up the troll.

The Prince headed back to the castle and confronted the Evil Vampire Queen as she was trying to get away

a sword battle ensued

and the Evil Vampire Queen was getting the upper hand . . .

But she forgot that the Prince had a power rifle

And the Evil Vampire Queen was defeated.

And the day was saved! Victory!


Happy Birthday Little Prince!

The Princess Fights Back

Once upon a time the beautiful Princess was living happily in her castle

Little did she know that an ancient evil was returning to plague the land

OMG! Could it be true!

It's the return of the Evil Vampire Queen! (dun-dun-dunnnnn)

(And her evil troll henchmen)

The Evil Vampire Queen and the troll crept up to the castle

And wandered the hallways looking for revenge

They came upon the bedroom of the Prince who first defeated the Evil Vampire Queen. They took care of him right away.

Meanwhile the Princess was unaware of what was happening, being busy with a model shoot for Vogue Magazine.

Suddenly, the troll attacked!

The Princess broke free and wrestled the troll, eventually putting him in a choke hold

(tweet, tweet, tweet), that was the troll taken care of

“I’ll swallow your soul!”, said the Evil Vampire Queen!

“Come get some.”, said the Princess.

They furiously lunged at each other . . .

and a vicious battle ensued.

But then the Princess, remembering her favorite movies, had a brilliant idea.

So she stopped fighting and instead invited the Evil Vampire Queen to lunch to discuss her plan.

You see she had been recently laying down some tracks . . .

and the Evil Vampire Queen and her crew would be perfect for the band!

So they recorded a hit album.

And played sold-out shows all across the kingdom.

And in the end the troll was happy because he could afford to eat all the food he wanted and he now had many friends

And the Evil Vampire Queen was happy because now she was rich and famous, and got to travel a lot.

And since the Princess didn't need any more money she gave all of the album royalties to her favorite uncle, who lived happily ever after.



Happy Birthday!