A Tale of the Little Prince

Once upon a time, at the Castle.

The young prince went to see what the Evil Vampire Queen was doing.

"Go away," said the Evil Vampire Queen, “I'm busy doing evil things”.

“What was that?”

“Nothing.”

“I tire of your constant interference,” said the Evil Vampire Queen, “this time I will succeed in my plan.”

“I will turn you into a vampire.”

“And you will feast on clever and handsome people . . .”

“Ogre! Bring him to me!”

“That does it, you both need to be taught a lesson.”, said the Prince.

The Prince and the Ogre got into a vicious battle.

It then spilled out into the street!

It then spilled out into the supermarket!

Panicked people ran everywhere!

The Prince then pulled down a shelf of boxes.

And the Ogre was defeated.

“Sigh.”, said the Evil Vampire Queen, “I guess I just have to do everything myself.”

“Come to me, my Prince”, as she reached out her cold, bony fingers.

But the Prince broke free and shoved his smelly feet in her face!

And the Evil Vampire Queen was defeated.

"Here, have a drink Evil Vampire Queen.”, said the Prince.

“You need to learn how to play nicely with people.”

"And maybe cook pierogies for everyone. Then you wouldn’t need to be mean and evil anymore.”

“Cause if you don’t I’ll SHOOT YOU!”

So the Evil Vampire Queen learned to play nicely.

And the day was saved. Victory!



Happy Birthday little Prince. Make the Evil Vampire Queen cook pierogies, okay?

The Princess's Vacation

Once upon a time there was a beautiful princess who lived in a castle.

One day she woke up, looked out the window, and saw this:

“Man, this is lame!”, exclaimed the Princess, “I’ve got to go somewhere nice.”

So she went shopping for some new shoes.

And with the help of her brother, the Prince, figured out where to go . . .

And was ready to go off to the warm, sunny kingdoms in the south.

“I want to come too!”, said the Evil Vampire Queen. So they all went off together.

So they went to a magical kingdom in the south where the weather was nice and warm.

While travelling in a carriage the Evil Vampire Queen told the Princess, “I’m glad you came down here Princess, I know of a treasure in a nearby cave that I think only you would be able to reach.”

“Um, yeah, I’ll get right on that.”, said the Princess as she enjoyed the ride and the warm weather.

Once they were settled at the hotel the Princess went out for some -- new shoes!

And enjoyed the nearby fair.

“Princess, aren’t you going to search for the treasure?”, said the orge.

“Hmmm? Oh, right. Treasure. I just need time to, uh, think of a plan.”

So the princess went swimming,

And went for a trip on a boat,

And then had some delicious ice cream.

“Hey Princess!”

“What?”

“What about the treaaaaaas-ure?”

“Mmmph?? Just chill for a bit, alright?”
("pssst, hey Prince, why are they wearing hats and coats? Man, they're weird.")

So then the princess went for a ride in the ferris wheel

And went shopping for, yep, neeeeew shooooooes.

“What about the treasure?!”, asked everyone.

“Arrrrrgh.”, said the Princess.

The treasure was protected by a powerful guardian.

He had the latest high-tech equipment, powerful weapons, and was trained in . . .

“Yeah, yeah, blah, blah, blah -- get out of my way.”

“Look, here’s the bloody treasure. Are you all happy now?!”

“Ummmmm, yes.”

“Geez, these people.”

And then the Princess went on to hit the nightclubs and had a wonderful vacation for the rest of the winter.

Happy Birthday Princess!