Once upon a time there was a little boy who lived at home with his parents.
"Hey Dad!"
"How's it going?"
"I hope I'm not bothering you . . ."
"Do you have any cash? I could use $20 right now for some cars . . . "
"Cause, y'know, I love cars n stuff . . ."
"So how about it? Huh? Dad? Daaaaaaaaaad!?"
So his Father thought long and hard, then replied, "Actually I have a better idea!"
"I'm going to send you away to a spa!"
So the young boy was sent far away to a spa.
"Ugh! What the heck is this place?!"
But when he went in he found a really cool bouncy mattress.
Then an old lady appeared! "You are here for ze spa treatments, yes?"
"Good, then we shall begin"
A young lady came into the room . . .
And gave him a Spine Stretcher! (oooh, you can hear the bones cracking!)
Then a big man came in . . .
and put him in a patented Scissor Stretch Hold!
Then the old lady got in there. "We need to tenderize ze muscles a bit too."
So the young lady grabbed him back.
"You mean like this?! This should tenderize him!"
The man grabbed him back. "No, like this" as he applied the dreaded Toe Twisters.
The young boy broke free and made a run for it.
But was swiftly recaptured. "Time for more spa treatments."
A headlock and shoulder crunch to improve circulation. . .
Followed by a Full Nelson to limber up the arms
Suddenly another lady appeared. "What are you people doing to this child!?"
"Oh, nothing. Just giving him some spa treatments."
"How could you possibly give him spa treatments . . ."
Without first giving him the McKay Group Power Tenderizing!!" (Oh no!)
And the tenderizing commenced!
Eventually the young boy managed to jump on one of the workers . . .
And escape the spa. The young boy ran all the way home (which was easy to do as his limbs were all soft and flexible)
And when he got home his Father said, "I hope you've learned your lesson about climbing on people".
(I guess not.)
Cause this is what the boy and his Uncle Glen think about rules!
Have a Happy Birthday ya little monkey!
