Once upon a time there was a little Prince
Who lived in a beautiful castle in the mountains
One morning the Prince was sleeping peacefully in his bed
Helloooooooooooo
Huh? What do you want Ogre?
The Princess needs your help! She's down at the beach.
The beach?! I'm on my way.
So he changed into a wetsuit
and went down to the beach to help the Princess
only the Princess wasn't there.
"Princess!", the Prince called out.
But it was actually an insidious plan by the Evil Vampire Queen (who could do with a shave) and the Ogre, to lock the Prince out of the castle and take over.
The Prince returned to find the castle locked so he wandered around the village looking for the Princess
He quickly found her driving around the town looking for him.
I have an idea to get us back into the castle, can you look like the Evil Vampire Queen?
"How's this?"
"Yep, that looks like her alright.", said the Prince.
So the two went up to the castle
Where they were stopped by a devilishly handsome guard. "Who's there?"
"Hi, I'm the Evil Vampire Queen, here with the Evil Mind Control Baby, let us into the castle."
"That doesn't look like the Mind Control Baby"
"ummmmmmm, let us in or I'LL EAT YOUR BRAIN!!"
"Yep, that's the Evil Mind Control Baby alright. Go on in."
The Prince searched the halls of the castle.
He quickly opened all the windows in the castle, which took care of that Evil Vampire Queen.
And the Prince found the Ogre on the balcony of the palace.
Oh no, the Ogre has him on the railing!
Is this the end of the Prince?!
Head-butt!
Kick to the jewels!
And the Ogre was defeated.
And the day was saved. Victory!
Happy Birthday little Prince!
