Once upon a time there was a beautiful princess who lived in a castle.
One day she woke up, looked out the window, and saw this:
“Man, this is lame!”, exclaimed the Princess, “I’ve got to go somewhere nice.”
So she went shopping for some new shoes.
And with the help of her brother, the Prince, figured out where to go . . .
And was ready to go off to the warm, sunny kingdoms in the south.
“I want to come too!”, said the Evil Vampire Queen. So they all went off together.
So they went to a magical kingdom in the south where the weather was nice and warm.
While travelling in a carriage the Evil Vampire Queen told the Princess, “I’m glad you came down here Princess, I know of a treasure in a nearby cave that I think only you would be able to reach.”
“Um, yeah, I’ll get right on that.”, said the Princess as she enjoyed the ride and the warm weather.
Once they were settled at the hotel the Princess went out for some -- new shoes!
And enjoyed the nearby fair.
“Princess, aren’t you going to search for the treasure?”, said the orge.
“Hmmm? Oh, right. Treasure. I just need time to, uh, think of a plan.”
So the princess went swimming,
And went for a trip on a boat,
And then had some delicious ice cream.
“Hey Princess!”
“What?”
“What about the treaaaaaas-ure?”
“Mmmph?? Just chill for a bit, alright?”
("pssst, hey Prince, why are they wearing hats and coats? Man, they're weird.")
So then the princess went for a ride in the ferris wheel
And went shopping for, yep, neeeeew shooooooes.
“What about the treasure?!”, asked everyone.
“Arrrrrgh.”, said the Princess.
The treasure was protected by a powerful guardian.
He had the latest high-tech equipment, powerful weapons, and was trained in . . .
“Yeah, yeah, blah, blah, blah -- get out of my way.”
“Look, here’s the bloody treasure. Are you all happy now?!”
“Ummmmm, yes.”
“Geez, these people.”
And then the Princess went on to hit the nightclubs and had a wonderful vacation for the rest of the winter.
Happy Birthday Princess!
