Long ago, in a castle so small
A Prince was growing up, getting tall
No longer a boy, becoming a man
Needed something to do, he needed a plan!!
I have a plan for what you could be,
become a star wrestler, strong and unyielding
win your fights, acclaim and fame
charm the ladies too, "hey babe, whatcha' doing?!"
I have a plan for someone so tall
Handle the baby as I shop at the mall
Drive me to where I need to be
And massage my feet to help relax me.
Ugh.
No, no, no that plan is all wrong,
be a wonderful vampire, with teeth so long
haunting the halls is so much fun
as is drinking the blood of everyone
I think I've got a better plan
I'll work hard and learn all that I can
Become an astronaut, bathe in the stars' glow
Or become a biologist, see the ocean below
Maybe a dancer, stealing the show
Or become a baker, baking fresh dough
Who knows what will happen
we'll see what I know
as for everyone else
your plans really blow!
If I work hard
then I'll become
like my favourite, bestest Uncle (of course)!
Happy Birthday!!
