Once upon a time, at the Castle.
The young prince went to see what the Evil Vampire Queen was doing.
"Go away," said the Evil Vampire Queen, “I'm busy doing evil things”.
“What was that?”
“Nothing.”
“I tire of your constant interference,” said the Evil Vampire Queen, “this time I will succeed in my plan.”
“I will turn you into a vampire.”
“And you will feast on clever and handsome people . . .”
“Ogre! Bring him to me!”
“That does it, you both need to be taught a lesson.”, said the Prince.
The Prince and the Ogre got into a vicious battle.
It then spilled out into the street!
It then spilled out into the supermarket!
Panicked people ran everywhere!
The Prince then pulled down a shelf of boxes.
And the Ogre was defeated.
“Sigh.”, said the Evil Vampire Queen, “I guess I just have to do everything myself.”
“Come to me, my Prince”, as she reached out her cold, bony fingers.
But the Prince broke free and shoved his smelly feet in her face!
And the Evil Vampire Queen was defeated.
"Here, have a drink Evil Vampire Queen.”, said the Prince.
“You need to learn how to play nicely with people.”
"And maybe cook pierogies for everyone. Then you wouldn’t need to be mean and evil anymore.”
“Cause if you don’t I’ll SHOOT YOU!”
So the Evil Vampire Queen learned to play nicely.
And the day was saved. Victory!
Happy Birthday little Prince. Make the Evil Vampire Queen cook pierogies, okay?
