Once upon a time there was a little Prince
Who lived in a castle with his sister, uncle, and bandmates Vampire Queen and Troll.
But the Evil Vampire Queen had not forgotten when the Prince first defeated her years ago
So she thought of a plan for revenge
“I will turn him into a vampire . . .
Then he will rise from his grave . . .
And feast on the living!”
So the Evil Vampire Queen sent her troll henchmen to get the Prince. He wandered up to the Prince and acted friendly.
Then he attacked!
But the Prince fought back
And gave the troll a wedgie so vicious his underwear came off.
And that was the troll taken care of.
The Prince raced to his sister to save her from the Evil Vampire Queen
And caught up with the Princess at a nearby mountainside.
“Drat! The Prince somehow got away from my henchmen!” said the Evil Vampire Queen.
"This time you're going down for good Evil Vampire Queen” said the Prince.
Suddenly the troll appeared and attacked, knocking the gun away!
The Princess jumped in to help her brother and the Evil Vampire Queen joined the fight, it was chaos!
The Prince and Princess managed to knock out the troll
Then the Prince grabbed his power rifle
But the Evil Vampire Queen had fled in her truck.
And the Prince and Princess chained up the troll.
The Prince headed back to the castle and confronted the Evil Vampire Queen as she was trying to get away
a sword battle ensued
and the Evil Vampire Queen was getting the upper hand . . .
But she forgot that the Prince had a power rifle
And the Evil Vampire Queen was defeated.
And the day was saved! Victory!
Happy Birthday Little Prince!
