The Prince versus the Evil Gang

Once upon a time there was a little Prince

Who lived in a beautiful castle in the mountains

One morning the Prince was sleeping peacefully in his bed

Helloooooooooooo

Huh? What do you want Ogre?

The Princess needs your help! She's down at the beach.

The beach?! I'm on my way.

So he changed into a wetsuit

and went down to the beach to help the Princess

only the Princess wasn't there.

"Princess!", the Prince called out.

But it was actually an insidious plan by the Evil Vampire Queen (who could do with a shave) and the Ogre, to lock the Prince out of the castle and take over.

The Prince returned to find the castle locked so he wandered around the village looking for the Princess

He quickly found her driving around the town looking for him.

I have an idea to get us back into the castle, can you look like the Evil Vampire Queen?

"How's this?"

"Yep, that looks like her alright.", said the Prince.

So the two went up to the castle

Where they were stopped by a devilishly handsome guard. "Who's there?"

"Hi, I'm the Evil Vampire Queen, here with the Evil Mind Control Baby, let us into the castle."

"That doesn't look like the Mind Control Baby"

"ummmmmmm, let us in or I'LL EAT YOUR BRAIN!!"

"Yep, that's the Evil Mind Control Baby alright. Go on in."

The Prince searched the halls of the castle.

He quickly opened all the windows in the castle, which took care of that Evil Vampire Queen.

And the Prince found the Ogre on the balcony of the palace.

Oh no, the Ogre has him on the railing!

Is this the end of the Prince?!

Head-butt!

Kick to the jewels!

And the Ogre was defeated.

And the day was saved. Victory!


Happy Birthday little Prince!

The Princess and the Ogre

Once upon a time there was a beautiful Princess

Who was relaxing at home during a wet, rainy day

"Why hello Princess", said the Ogre.

"Ugh", said the Princess, "how can I help you Ogre?"

"Wellllllllllll, I have something to tell you."

And they leaned closer and he whispered, "I accidently lost your favourite bracelet at the beach."

"I knew you'd understand", said the Orge, "thanxbye."

So the Princess went out on the beach to try to find the bracelet.

But it was a huge beach with lots of rocks so the Princess couldn't find it.

And the weather became worse so she got really cold and wet.

So her Mom put her in the hot tub so she could warm up.

Afterwards the Princess went inside to find warmer clothes

and with the new clothes she went out to the beach again

But the weather went bad again and after searching for a long time all the Princess got was cold and wet

"Yep, I'm going to have to kill that Ogre"

So she went to the Ogre and told him it wasn't on the beach.

"Oh, that's right I remember now, I dropped it in the bay! hehe, sorry"

So the Princess went out on the boat

and searched the bottom of the bay for her bracelet

She searched a long time and was exhausted but the bracelet was still missing

"Yep, I'm definitely going to kill that Ogre."

But while she was out on the bay the Ogre fled into the woods with the Evil Vampire Queen!

"Aha! They probably stole the bracelet." and the Princess went into the woods after them

"Now where could they have gone?"

She managed to track them down to a house in the woods. She ran up and kicked in the door!

"Now you DIE!"

"Huh?!?"

"SURPRISE!"

It was a surprise party! It turns out the Ogre had lied about the bracelet being missing so that the Princess would be distracted and everyone could set up the party.

Thanks to her favourite Uncle, who thought of the idea so that the Princess would have an exciting day.

Happy Birthday Princess!!